| Quote | Character |
|---|
| If I'd wanted to hang out with geeks in leotards, I would've stayed in art school. | |
| What? You love secrets; you want to marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies. | |
| Musing on the idea of setting someone on fire doesn't mean you really want to set them on fire, it's just the thought of it that makes you happy, but only for a second... | |
| If I loved you... Then I would love you in any way I could, and if we could not touch, then I would draw strength from your beauty... | |
| Oh look: a dumb idea just found a friend! | |
| I’ve always wanted to be a Jedi. | |
| Are you going to kick someone's ass, Frere Pie-maker? | |
| But lying to yourself about love never works. | |
| When Charlotte was young, after we moved in, she used to stand right, right there, where you're floating, and watch the snow with me. | |
| Some women love like gangstas. They be like 'Ooh baby, you bleedin'! How dat happen?' While dey hidin' the razor in their weave. | |
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