| Quote | Character | Who They Were Talking To |
|---|
| Is she cleaning the cat with her tongue? | |
| The eyes are the groin of the head. | |
| When Pam gets Michael's old chair, I get Pam's old chair. Then I'll have 2 chairs. 1 more to go. | |
| Will it be too warm in a long sleeve T? | |
| WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!?! | |
| You give me a gift-- Bam! Thank you note. You invite me somewhere-- Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor-- Wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness. | |
| You have to stop. | |
| I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out. | |
| One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway... I wonder who he ran over then. | |
| I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If I don't have some cake soon I might die. | |
| | Quote | Character | Who They Were Talking To |
|---|
| I don't mind telling you I have an addiction. I do. To porn. | |
| Dwight had a big personality and I have a big personality and a lot of times when two people like that get together, it can be explosive. | |
| Wait, hold up. Do you think I'm retarded? | |
| About forty times a year, Michael gets really sick but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned. | |
| I have to watch our shoes so they don't get stolen. | |
| People underestimate Michael. There are plenty of things that he is well above average at. Like... ice skating. He is a very good ice skater. | |
| Um, tonight. I'm free tonight. Is that too eager? I don't care. I'm free tonight. | |
| He heard you made a big splash at the meeting. Oh my Gosh that was so mean what I just said and I didn't mean it. It was Kevin and Meredith who put me up to it. | |
| Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News, one was Tracy Chapman Fast Car. And my personal favorite: Short People. | |
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