| Quote | Character |
| Knock yourself out ... Or rather, don't. | |
| Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up! | |
| It's like riding a unicorn. You never forget. | |
| Be Well. | |
| Always good to be dressed when you're stealing monkeys. | |
| World domination. You make it sound so unattainable. | |
| This is not a lemur. | |
| I am either going to barf, or fall asleep, or both. | |
| OK, gentlemen; Barney says go to sleep. | |
| Okay, surgery for idiots it is, then. | |