| Quote | Character | Episode |
| Do you want to shove heroin into your ass? | |
| I will eat your babies, bitch! | |
| I should've popped my shirt off. | |
| Stay away from my bang maid! | |
| Uh, I've been huffing glue, guys. | |
| You gotta make it sexy! Hips and nips... otherwise I'm not eatin. | |
| I have a bleached ****. | |
| I had sex with your dad! | |
| We just stepped out of the shower. | |