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| Mel Gibson used to be a patriot... Now he makes this? Tell me, what kind of movie is it when the first American (Jesus) gets killed by terrorists? | |
| No, Matt Damon, that is not how you play football! How stupid were the writers to come up with a name like 'Nelson Mandela' for one of the characters? | |
| Bravo, Will Smith! Thank you for faithfully re-enacting what our founding fathers did on July 4, 1776, and not following some silly liberal narrative! | |
| Oliver Stone, you have made the biggest piece of trash since JFK. You will regret this when historians remember this man as the greatest American ever. | |
| How do we let Michael Moore continue to criticize the 2nd Amendment? We should suspend his right to free speech for the good of the Constitution. | |
| Why do them Injuns like to dance so much? | |
| Those liberals like to say we only won the Revolution because we were 3000 miles away. This historic movie shows the real reason: the combined power of Heath Ledger and Mel Gibson. | |
| Nazis and Commies sniping eachother? Win-win. | |
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| Ya, I get the whole alternate universe within a wardrobe thing... But why do they talk funny? | |
| The real reason we ended up winning the Cold War: an amazing slapshot. | |
| This movie ignores the fact that the Iraqis moved the WMD's to Iran! | |
| A character without a brain, another without a heart, and one without courage. Compelling allegory for Democrats! | |
| Survived a nuclear explosion by hiding inside of a refrigerator then fought the KGB? America. | |
| Dreams inside of dreams inside of dreams? I stick to common sense, so I can't really say I understood it. | |
| After making Troy (an original storyline based on America), Brad Pitt has brought us a thrilling yet surprisingly accurate rendition of Hitler's assassination. | |
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