| Clue | Name |
| Smelly, foul-mouthed many-raincoated boy; turns out he was just a dead rat | |
| The worst kickball player in class; turns out he's a lot better at punching | |
| Eats so much ice cream she no longer likes it | |
| After stealing a classmate's lunch, all food she eats just tastes like Miss Mush's cafeteria food | |
| Hates everyone except for the kid who turned out to be a dead rat. She thinks he's funny. | |
| Is sent up and down the stairs repeatedly to ask the yard teacher whether he wants to watch a movie about turtles. Ultimately, he declines. | |
| Sent to deliver a nonexistent note to the nonexistent teacher on the 19th story; gets a small tattoo of a potato on his ankle | |
| Runs for class president; befriends a bird and names him 'Oddly' | |
| The happiest kid in class, and has no reason to be | |
| Receives his come-uppance when, after he kicks every ball over the fence, is himself kicked over the fence | |
| Gets stuck to his chair with bubblegum; has a large mouth | |
| Falls asleep in class and rolls out the window | |
| Delivers a particularly painful bite to the yard teacher, despite lacking her two front teeth | |
| The only one dressed up for the Halloween party, which does not happen on Halloween, since Halloween fell on Sunday that year. | |
| A girl with two personalities | |
| Tries to sell her toes | |