| Quote | Song |
| 'All this time, me and dre been fu**ing with hats off' | |
| 'Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin cause I'm always sh**tin when I'm rappin like Master P' | |
| Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?' | |
| 'Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms, and you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms' | |
| 'But when you spoke of people who meant the most to you, you left me off your list' | |
| He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead!' | |
| I'm the definition of white trash ballin' ' | |
| 'That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow, when you swallow it all and drown in your sorrows' | |
| 'You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired, and my nose is pointy | |
| 'So gimme all your money And don't try nothing funny' | |
| | Quote | Song |
| 'I got your back, why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back?' | |
| 'So come and get me while my name's hot. | |
| I told you ain't no way to f*ckin shush me' | |
| 'Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's f*ckin' on' | |
| 'You probably think that I'm a negative person, don't be so sure of it' | |
| 'So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and, um..' | |
| 'Walked up elm street with a f*cking wiffle bat drew fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissor Hands too' | |
| 'Get it, calm batman? | |
| 'My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7' | |
| 'Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick' | |
| | Quote | Song |
| 'I don't need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em' | |
| 'I'm over here Sue, you're talkin to the plant, look! | |
| 'A year and a half year old potty-trained baby falls out' | |
| 'They call me Fire Marshall. I shut the sh*t down.' | |
| 'I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket to fill it full of explosive gasses' | |
| 'You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang' | |
| 'A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?' | |
| 'I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey' | |
| 'A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium than a maniac Saudi Arabian' | |
| 'Play no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what's her face' | |
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