| Quote | Who Said It? |
| I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me. | |
| I never forget a pussy... cat | |
| Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina. | |
| Are you kidding, baby? I put the 'grrrr' in swinger | |
| Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich. | |
| I mean, they're using the same f***ing jokes as they did in the last Austin Powers movie. | |
| The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! | |
| You have the right to remain sexy, sugar. | |
| First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHI*TER? I've got a turtle-head poking out | |
| It's not the size mate, it's how you use it. | |
| | Quote | Who Said It? |
| Oh, nothing, Darth. | |
| Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair | |
| May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Austin Power's fahza. | |
| So, little fella, I'm curious. Is everything in proportion? | |
| You shot me right in the arm! | |
| Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know. | |
| Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what. | |
| Do you know how we keep warm in Russia? | |
| Dr. Evil, You look very toit. Yesh, toit like a toiger. Yesh Yesh Yesh. | |
| Some sake, Mr. Cunningham? | |
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