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| Come and look at | |
| Buy some food thats | |
| Who knows you might even see | |
| Come on down to West 6th street its the perfect place if your a | |
| Watch the poor people all wait for | |
| Who the F**K still uses a | |
| Heres the Place where there used to be | |
| This train is carrying jobs | |
| Celevland leads the nation in | |
| Heres a statue of | |
| He's the guy who | |
| Fun times in Cleveland today | |
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| See our river that | |
| It's so polluted that all our fish have | |
| You see the sun at least...times a year | |
| This guy has at least...DUI's | |
| The flats look like a | |
| Dont slow down in East Cleveland or you'll' | |
| Our Economy is based on | |
| Buy a house for the price of a | |
| Our main export is | |
| Were so stupid we think this is | |
| At least were not | |
| WERE NOT!! | |
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