| I dated one of my best friends Ross | Rachel |
| My agent is estelle leonard | |
| I got cornrows and got myself stuck to my shower curtain | |
| I changed my name to princess consuela banana hammock | |
| I hate dogs | |
| I quit my job as a lawyer to become a piano player | |
| I got knocked up by my ex husband | |
| I was married to a gay ice dancer | |
| I broke my nose by getting hit with a hockey puck | |
| I say oh my god way too much | |
| I ran away the day of my wedding | |