| quotes | Character |
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| You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*! | |
| oh...my...god!! | |
| Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours! | |
| Aaaaaand... Hernia. | |
| You can't have s-e-x in front of a b-a-b-i-e | |
| ! Because women never like Joey. You know, I hear he's a virgin? | |
| Ok, Joey, we'll do it one more time. Don't forget the rules -heads I win, tails you lose. | |
| I understand you. I mean, this one time, I went out with this girl, she had the biggest Adam's apple! | |
| | quotes | Character |
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| Did you see the kid on that nose? | |
| How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow? | |
| They're different from my other friends, they don't start sentences with 'you know who just died shoveling snow?' | |
| Soap Opera Digest. That's one of my favorite digests. | |
| Observe the art of seduction. Watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie. | |
| I can't believe my dad saw us having sex. He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees. | |
| We loved Schteve. Schteve was schexy. | |
| My mom used to stick her head in the oven. Actually she only did it the once, but it was pretty weird. | |
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