| quotes | Character |
| Go Brooke yourself. | |
| I'm happy mom, dad loves me. | |
| How great is this? Dinner together... steaks on the grill... you not punching me... | |
| It's worth nothing if you can't knock down the shot. | |
| As a matter of fact, it's half-past the crazy bitch so leave me alone! | |
| Naked in the backseat is so last year, its two years ago. | |
| I should apologize... but I won't. | |
| Great... it's empty! I saw a gas station about a mile down the road, if I'm not back in an hour, tell my mom I loved her. | |
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| Hey. So I saw Nathan in the shower... yeah, no wonder you broke up with him. | |
| No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold. | |
| Chris Keller's work here is done. | |
| No! It's just - do you understand? This is *exactly* what I didn't want for you! I mean, have I been talking to myself for the last few years? | |
| Consider that me hitting you, without the hitting. | |
| Yes, but if you keep yelling the freakin' zombie's are gonna hear us! | |
| I'm serious. You know a customer once told me that the best way to get over someone was to get under someone else. | |
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