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| I don't know about you, but I intend on writing a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this. | |
| See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse. | |
| I don't know love. I was built to protect not to love, so there is no use for me other than this. | |
| You're the first man in five years who didn't tell me I look like Veronica Lake inside of a minute. | |
| What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here! | |
| You know, I'm gonna be a great big bright, shining star. | |
| I'll never understand what possessed my mother to put her faith in God's hands, rather than her local geneticist. | |
| There's only one way off this planet, baby, and that's through me. | |
| Tonight, hell freezes over! | |
| People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch. | |
| My mommy always said there were no monsters. No real ones. But there are. | |
| The army is some guy you don't know telling you to go whack some other guy you don't know. | |
| M.I. does the dying. Fleet just does the flying. | |
| Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming. | |
| Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. | |
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| I didn't know that playing hooky could be so much fun! | |
| Why are you so interested in me going to my high school reunion? | |
| Jackie wants to give it to you herself, she wants to collect her ten percent. She also wants to explain why she had to hang on to it. | |
| Isn't this religious, ah yes. The eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinners... but you are still not having fun. | |
| This is me in a nutshell: 'Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?' | |
| The game is tailored specifically to each participant. Think of it as a great vacation, except you don't go to it, it comes to you. | |
| You know, I didn't just heed what I was taught, men and women should be together, it's the natural way, that kind of thing. | |
| Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. | |
| A man who looks at a rock must have a lot on his mind. | |
| You look so good with blond hair and black roots its like not even funny. | |
| Where the hell is the damn dam tour? | |
| The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant. | |
| For as long as I can remember, I've been searching for something, some reason why we're here. What are we doing here? | |
| I've got exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella and I haven't one clue how to do it. | |
| Mark my words, you and your family will be dead within a fortnight. I will not rest until I see the end of the Romanov line forever! | |
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