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| I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him. | |
| If you're a bird I'm a bird. | |
| I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be. | |
| Flank! To the flank! | |
| I mean, sooner or later, you gotta find out what it's really like to be black. | |
| What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. | |
| Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints... | |
| Your 'gym' is a skidmark on the underpants of society. | |
| Your daughter's suit was tricky, but I finally created a sturdy material that can disappear completely as she does. | |
| No one will ever love you as much as I do. Why isn't love enough? | |
| You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right? | |
| We gotta go to White Castle. | |
| Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore. | |
| I don't train girls. | |
| Anything with Lucy is a one night stand, numb nuts. | |
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| I'm wondering why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest! | |
| Just think of your mind as a movie, you can pause, rewind or slow down any details you want. | |
| If you look over behind me, that's a tornado. Yes! A twister in Los Angeles. | |
| Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache. | |
| All day long I work to please this officer, that diplomat, some tourist to store up favors so if there is a time when we need help I have powerful people I can call upon. | |
| Sorry to hear about Fiona. She's a****. | |
| So uh, I gotta go bury this hamster before the dogs eat him... You wanna help? | |
| Coordination, reaction time. Top professionals try to kidnap your daughter I'll do the best I can but the service will be on par with the pay. | |
| You are a clever imitation of life... Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot take a blank canvas and turn it into a masterpiece? | |
| You know, I was once in a vault while it was being robbed. | |
| To die will be an awfully big adventure. | |
| Take this and drink. This is my blood, spilled for you and for many. Do this in memory of me. | |
| Come, Bucephalus. Today we ride to our destiny. | |
| Since we have been together I have felt more uncomfortable, out of place, embarassed, and just physically sick then I have in my entire life | |
| Tonight, we are the greatest hockey team in the world. | |
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