| QUOTE | FILM |
| You mean we're like stuck in this SUCKFEST? | |
| Love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister! | |
| I brought you this book... and this photo. I'm not smiling in it. I don't know how to do that... hold a smile. | |
| I am surprised to learn that the word Samurai means, 'to serve', and that Katsumoto believes his rebellion to be in the service of the Emperor. | |
| You picked the wrong house, bub. | |
| It's weird. I woke up this morning and I swear my boobs felt bigger. Do they look bigger to you? | |
| We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup. | |
| When I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish, I wish he'd go away. | |
| I always wanted to be in the movies... | |
| They say your whole life flashes before your eyes when you die. And it's true, even for a blind man. | |
| This is impossible, I could never sing in front of an audience. I don't even let my mom hear me in the shower. | |
| What, do you think you're better than me, 'cause you got both your nuts? | |
| I can't get past your damn turtleneck. | |
| Katherine Watson didn't come to Wellesley to fit in. She came because she wanted to make a difference. | |
| Unthinkably good things can happen even late in the game. It's such a surprise. | |