| Quote | Character |
| 'You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?' | |
| 'So, who wants to eat chiminichangas next year? Not me.' | |
| 'Build her a cake or something.' | |
| 'Are you guys having a killer time?' | |
| 'Geez, I think you ripped my mole off.' | |
| 'I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me.' | |
| 'Napoleon, give me some of your tots.' | |
| 'I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy?' | |
| 'Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack' | |
| 'Here in Idaho we have a little something called pride' | |