| Quote | Character | Episode |
|---|
| 'Does... does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? A bit?' | |
| 'He's like the Pied Piper of cool. Pied Piper was cool wasn't he?' | |
| 'I have a girlfriend, but she doesn't know I exist.' | |
| 'Put a wig on you? No. It didn't say anything like that.' | |
| 'You know, the English and what not, red coats, the oppressors...' | |
| 'You get a love triangle, you know, a Fleetwood Mac situation.' | |
| 'Yeah well, she's got two jobs. She's a pastry chef and a sniper.' | |
| 'Try and split the difference. Try and come down from 900 but up from six or seven.' | |
| 'They’re not from the 70’s, they’re from New Zealand.' | |
| 'Why’d you tell me you were from Never Never Land?' | |
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