| Quote | Character |
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| Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises... and | |
| You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years! | |
| Short answer: being vegan just makes you better than most people. | |
| I'm just a little bi-furious! | |
| Guess who's drunk! | |
| He punched the highlights out of her hair! | |
| He's good right? Sometimes I let him do the wide shots... when I feel like getting blazed back in my Winnie. | |
| We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff. | |
| This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony and it's called 'We Hate You, Please Die.' | |
| I don't know the meaning of the word. | |
| Scott Pilgrim, you're the salt of the earth | |
| Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. | |
| I'm in lesbians with you. | |
| You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst. | |
| Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts. | |
| Wow, ummm... Zelda... Tetris... that's kind of a big question. | |
| Bread makes you fat?! | |
| We are Sex Bob-omb. We are here to sell out and make money and stuff. | |
| If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain? | |
| Pirates are in this year! | |
| The only thing separating me from her is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass. | |
| Dude, I can see in your mind's eye that you put half-and-half in one of those coffees, in an attempt to make me break Vegan edge. Therefore, I'll take the one with soy. | |
| You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously! | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature, with a face. | |
| I gotta pee on her!... I mean, I gotta pee. | |
| You just drank half-and-half, baby. | |
| Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: imbibing of half-and-half. | |
| I want to have his adopted babies. | |
| Don't you talk to me about grammar! | |
| Today's Friday, and she has the weekends off... so... yeah, Monday. | |
| What? I'm not afraid to hit a girl. I'm a rock star | |
| No, it's just the comic book is better than the movie... | |
| Didn't you get my email explaining the situation? | |
| We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanil | |
| It's milk and eggs, bitch. | |
| That's it! You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity. | |
| You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone. | |
| Now you listen close and you listen hard, bucko. The next click you hear is me hanging up. The one after that... is me pulling the trigger! | |
| What's the website for Amazon.ca? | |
| Haha! That's actually hilarious! | |
| 'Sup? How's life? He seems nice. | |
| Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours! *Two hours!* | |
| Okay, presumeably, you may have just seen a dude's junk, and I'm very sorry for that... so is he. | |
| Look, I didn't write the gay handbook. If you got a problem with it, take it up with Liberace's ghost | |
| HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THIS? WE'RE NOT GOING TO WIN THIS, WE'RE NOT GOING TO SIGN WITH G-MAN, WE'LL NEVER PLAY OPENING NIGHT AT THE CHAOS THEATRE, GOD DAMMIT SCOTT WILL YOU | |
| You're pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let's do it. | |
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