| Movie Quote | Movie | Year |
| 'We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!' | |
| 'Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion! ' | |
| 'Excuse me Miss, what color is Michael Jackson?...Black...AHH' | |
| 'Meanwhile, this Molly, is a hard ten. And that five point disparity, that's a chasm. Chasm? Chasm. You can't jump more than two points.' | |
| 'Instead of the Mahi-Mahi, can I get just the one Mahi, because I'm not that hungry? ' | |
| 'You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?' | |
| 'You don't need to put your P in a V right now.' | |
| 'Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says 'McLovin'! ' | |
| 'We're... We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.' | |
| 'My grandma drank all my pot.' | |
| 'I AM flooring it! If I pushed any harder, my foot would blow through the floor and we would be Flintstone-ing our asses there! ' | |
| ' I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. ' | |
| ' The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the | |
| | Movie Quote | Movie | Year |
| 'Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon! ' | |
| 'You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine. ' | |
| ' I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.' | |
| ' The price is wrong, bitch.' | |
| ' Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. ' | |
| 'Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat.' | |
| 'That's one small step for man! One giant... I have a dream! ' | |
| 'SCRATCH! SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratch my C-D! ' | |
| 'The pen is blue, the pen is blue, the goddamn pen is blue! ' | |
| 'Your 'gym' is a skidmark on the underpants of society' | |
| 'Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? ' | |
| ' It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.' | |
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