| Procedure | Surgery |
|---|
| Genital cutting on a boy (totally legal) | |
| Genital cutting on a girl (totally illegal) | |
| Lift something heavy? Surprise! | |
| Done for hearts, kidneys, intestine, but never the brain | |
| Lower right quadrant abdominal pain is an indicator for... | |
| Coronary arteries blocked, so let's go around them! | |
| The awesome one where you're awake and they show you cards so they know where they're cutting | |
| You don't like your glasses anymore? Do this, then. | |
| Losing your lady parts | |
| You need this ancient operation like you need a hole in your head | |
| | Procedure | Surgery |
|---|
| If you test positive on BRAC analysis, you might consider this | |
| Wounded Confederate's delight | |
| Got burns? This'll help. | |
| Open wide. Your arteries, that is. | |
| A nose job, probably like Heidi Montag | |
| I'm fat, but I don't want to exercise. Hmm... | |
| A man with trouble urinating might want a... | |
| Trouble breathing? This should help! | |
| Quick Weight Loss Solution! Stomach Size Of Shotglass! | |
| I'm a man in a woman's body... | |
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