| First Line(s) | Show | Pilot Year |
|---|
| 'Sure have got a large show, nice to see you. Welcome, and thanks for joining us live.' | |
| 'Why are you late?' 'You're not going to like the answer.' | |
| 'What's goin' on...How you doin'...Yo, Vince, need to sign this.' | |
| 'Space. It seems to go on and on forever. Then you get to the end, and a monkey starts throwing barrels at you.' | |
| 'Cheryl, c'mer for a second.' 'What?' 'Look at this!' | |
| 'Stay away from the gas! Stay there!' | |
| 'Whoa, excuse me! There's a line, buddy!' | |
| 'Captain's Log, Stardate 41153.7. Our destination is Planet Deneb 4, beyond which lies the great unexplored mass of the galaxy.' | |
| 'Two Absolut Martinis up, another Dewars, rocks.' | |
| 'How do I turn this off? How do I turn this off? Can you help me with this?' | |
| 'I am not a prophet, but sometimes I have prophetic dreams, like the one where I was at a garden party.' | |
| | First Line(s) | Show | Pilot Year |
|---|
| 'Kids, breakfast! Kids! Phil, would you get them?' | |
| 'What happened to my frickin' car?!' | |
| 'So, I really think it's important that we remove all soft drinks from the vending machines and replace them with bottled water and naturally sweetened fruit juice.' | |
| 'Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story.' | |
| 'School days, school days, teacher's golden ru...Aw, dammit! My little brother's trying to follow me to school again!' | |
| 'You finished with this juice, Peter?' | |
| 'Mom, Dad, I found cigarettes in Greg's jacket!' 'Greg, were you smoking cigarettes?' 'No, dad.' 'Well, he's lying, there's no doubt about that.' | |
| 'Gloria, I hurried back.' | |
| 'That ain't right.' 'Should be 10.' 'Price was 12, bruh.' | |
| 'Another big night, fellas. A Hundred Sixty-Four Dollars and Eighty Seven cents.' | |
| 'Ooh, careful, Homer, look out!' | |
| Right, but which one? | |
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The Simpsons 
Fresh Prince of Bel Air 
Name That Sitcom
