| Impersonated Celebrity Quote | Celebrity | Episode |
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| 'Yeah, you killed me. So where was I gonna go, Detroit?' | |
| 'Mmmm, how about a little more of that good lovin', Chef?' | |
| 'Oh, I want to take Mr. Biggles with me.' | |
| 'Well, I mean, why are you letting them do this to your son. Don't you see that everyone's just laughing at him?' | |
| 'Ay! What the hell do yuh think you're doin'?! You walked right through my shot, mate! Do you know who I am?!' | |
| 'If Tom Cruise and John Travolta don't come outta da closet, I'm gonna cap this bitch!' | |
| 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee, from the planet Kashyyk, but Chewbacca *lives* on the planet Endor.' | |
| 'Kind of like pig droppings, but more man-bear like.' | |
| 'On my right is a a pissed off, white-trash redneck conservative, on my left is an aging hippie liberal douche.' | |
| 'Kids...you shouldn't think of things like that. This is the one time of year in which we all try to get along, no matter what we believe in.' | |
| 'Look, we just want our concerts to be about our music and not about purity rings.' | |
| 'And so, Stephen, I'm making your book my official Book of the Month selection!' | |
| 'For so long I have waited to find the other triangle, and now I am so close. The Dawn of Zinthar is close at hand!' | |
| 'You can't just call somebody a fudge-packer and get away with it!' | |
| 'Don't screw girls in the public bathrooms?' | |
| | Impersonated Celebrity Quote | Celebrity | Episode |
|---|
| 'He's right, boys. Slavery is illegal and immoral, partially in thanks to the North winning the Civil War.' | |
| 'Your magic is old and outdated, Jesus! Just like you are.' | |
| 'No, this is MY cake. No, you can't have any!' | |
| 'Alright people, how many people has a copy. We must have-a practiced the … song for the performance tomorrow, please.' | |
| 'We're gonna sit here and protest with you until free downloadin' stop, hyeah!' | |
| 'Oh the... cute little bear's eyes are starting to glow red now... Uh hello there, little animals, do you happen to know how to huh? OW! AAAAAAAAAAA! ' | |
| ' I'm a mother****in' lyrical wordsmith mother****in' genius!' | |
| 'Great, Snoo-Snoo. Listen, remember how we always talked about buying property in the mountains, so our kids could ski and ride horses?' | |
| 'If I find the**** who thinks she's taking my career from me, I'm gonna wring her pretty little neck.' | |
| 'Jeez, what a little crybaby.' 'You gonna cry all day, crybaby?' 'You know, everyone has problems; it doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it.' | |
| 'You can't NOT like the Passion; I just followed the Bible. Christ died for you!' | |
| '(Sigh)...Captain, this whole thing is ridiculous.' | |
| 'Yup, it was some Puerto Rican guy, alright.' | |
| 'The laser system guarding the diamond was replaced by an optical relay three days ago.' | |
| 'No no, you don't say that part, Haghaghaghagha.' | |
| 'No, that's ignorant! You're just being ignorant!' | |
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