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| 'Hey, pardon me for asking, but who's that little old man?' | |
| 'Excuse me, I'm sorry, pardon me, can I just check this out...D plus?! Oh my god - I passed!! | |
| 'The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.' | |
| 'Right, let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and the ones who trust me from the ones who don't.' | |
| 'There's an old joke, um, two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of them says, 'Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.' | |
| 'Forget it, it's too risky. I'm through doing that ****.' 'You always say that, the same thing every time.' | |
| 'Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment!' | |
| 'Halt! Who goes there?' | |
| 'It's really good seeing you, Benjamin. You haven't been into Shakey's in so long!' 'Well, I've been real busy.' | |
| 'I'm headed this way.' 'Oh...later.' | |
| 'How ya doin', Keaton?' 'I can't feel my legs...Keyser.' | |
| 'I believe in America.' | |
| 'Hello?' 'Marty, is that you?' | |
| 'Silencio!...Oh, crap' 'Well, Nick the ****, what a surprise. Where ya comin' from, Nick?' | |
| 'Clear route! 30 seconds!' | |
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| 'Way out west, there's this feller, feller I wanna tell ya bout...' | |
| 'Hello, my name is Marty DiBergi. I'm a filmmaker. I make a lot of commercials.' | |
| 'To all officers! Two German couriers carrying important official documents murdered on train from Oran.' | |
| 'Did you hear that? They've shut down the main reactor. We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness!' | |
| 'Hi. Welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. And I'm telling you, it's great here.' | |
| 'Hello...what? No, I don't work today. I'm playing hockey at two.' | |
| 'I'm just sayin', I'm sayin', if you own the beach property, do you own, like, the sand and the water?' | |
| 'Oha! It is my 21st birthday. Do you think perhaps just once I might use the bathroom by myself?' | |
| 'Adventure is out there! Look out, Mt. Rushmore! Hard to starboard!' | |
| 'Hi Ken!' 'Hello, W-Wanda.' | |
| 'C'mon, boys! The way you're lollygagging around with them picks and shovels, you'd think it was 120 degrees...it can't be more than 114!' | |
| 'Ms. Teasdale?' 'Yes, your excellency?' 'I must ask you to reconsider.' | |
| 'Ah, que cazzo, Jacko, how could you let this happen?' | |
| 'General Ripper, sir.' 'Group Captain Mandrake speaking.' | |
| 'They're talking about the curse again!' | |
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