| Clue | Name | Referenced Song |
| Half of what John Lennon says is meaningless, but he says it just to reach... | |
| Name of the smoker Snoop Dogg (or Slick Rick) meets in the alley | |
| Farm owner for whom Bob Dylan will not work anymore (you should see the way she makes him scrub the floor) | |
| Bruce Springsteen watches as, like a vision, she dances across the porch | |
| Dolly Parton is begging this woman not to take away her man | |
| Any of the many friends Biz Markie has, and that's a fact | |
| You can call Mick Jagger this, because he's in need of some restraint | |
| Robbie Robertson saw her walking hand in hand with the devil | |
| Woman that the band Boston sees walking away... | |
| Jimi wonders if the wind will remember this name, among the names it has blown in the past | |
| Name of the guy who made a bet, which the devil's gonna regret, cuz he's the best that's ever been | |
| Everybody had better run, because this woman has a gun | |
| | Clue | Name | Referenced Song |
| A boy with some serious issues about his first name, as Johnny Cash relates | |
| Tom Petty asserts she grew up right, with them Indiana boys on them Indiana nights | |
| She has Eric Clapton on his knees | |
| A girl with blue eyes; David Crosby seeks the key to her heart | |
| Sting wants to assure her she no longer has to put on the red light | |
| Stan's brother, whom Eminem just said 'no' to an autograph request from | |
| The only boy who could ever reach Aretha Franklin | |
| He used to make a fire light, when Bob Marley was in the government yards in Trenchtown | |
| Crime victim whose well-being Michael Jackson is very concerned with (that's she's ok) | |
| [Easy Bonus] On numerous occasions, Eric Cartman has insisted that this person's mom is a big, fat, stupid... | |
| [Hard Bonus] Sister that says she wants to go to the show with Gregg Allman (and he sure wants to take her) | |
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