| Question | Answer |
| A simple question: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything? | |
| In order to respect all beliefs, I will say that God may be the answer, but not the answer to this question | |
| To quoth Paul McCartney: 'The word could be anything. It could be Jesus. It's not, but it could be.' | |
| Nope. Great song by the Beatles, though, isn't it? | |
| Listen, I'm not saying you're wrong... | |
| Hmmm, an intriguing answer. But the question is - which one? | |
| Nope. They do have nice buildings, though. | |
| Nope. Love the knishes, though. | |
| Sorry. And I'm refraining from making a joke here. | |
| Uh uh. But at least you can be zen about not knowing. | |
| Yeah, yeah, stop playing games on your fourth screen and go back to watching the market moving. | |
| All happiness is is a warm gun. Don't you people listen to music? | |
| What is this, a Hallmark special? | |
| No dice. You can believe that. | |
| Nope, that's just the name of a dishwashing detergent. | |
| Well, then give up. The whole point of the quiz is to see if you DO know. | |
| Yeah, not happening. They don't pay me any money...yet. (Hint, hint) | |
| Well, now you're just answering a question with a question. | |
| Seriously? Somebody needs to get laid. | |
| Type in 'Good friends' and see what it tells you. | |
| Shouldn't you be with said someone, instead of taking some online quiz? | |
| is the loneliest number that you'll ever see... | |
| can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one... | |
| is company | |
| Go ahead, keep typing numbers and see if you find the answer | |
| No, really. | |
| I can do this all day... | |