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Can you name the South Park facts?
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In the first episode of South Park, Carman gets an _
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anal probe
93.2%
'Screw you guys, I'm going _
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home
80.3%
Drugs are _
_
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, m'kay?
bad
77.8%
The organization that Cartman joins once he becomes too sophisticated for the boys
NAMBLA
60.1%
Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar. They don't want marklar or any of his marklars to live here because it's bad for their...
marklar
56.7%
The Christmas Poo
Mr. Hankey
56.5%
The first girl in 4th grade to develop boobs
Bebe
56.2%
The only word Timmy can say
TIIIIMMMMMMAAAAY!
54.3%
The restaurant operated by Mr. Tuong Lu Kim
City Wok
53.9%
The only black kid in South Park
Token Black
53.7%
The other handicapped kid in South Park
Jimmy Vollmer
53.5%
When asked 'truth or dare', the first answer you give is always...
truth
52.8%
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern _
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_
_
_
Sri Lanka
52.5%
(Cousin) Kyle can't concentrate; maybe we'll have to send him to:
concentration camp
51%
Will Professor Chaos' latest plot succeed and be the final undoing of Earth?
no
49.7%
The name of the principal of South Park Elementary
Victoria
48.8%
Now that it's been 22.3 years, this is finally funny
AIDS
48.1%
I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs, if we didn't eat cheesy poofs, we'd be...
lame
47.6%
Scuzzlebutt has celery for an arm and _
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for a leg
Patrick Duffy
44.5%
Band that helps the boys catch some pirate ghosts
Korn
44.5%
'I hate you guys, you guys totally suck, especially...'
Kenny, I hate him the most
44.2%
Starvin' Marvin's country of origin
Ethiopia
43.7%
Cartman's band, which won a myrrh album
Faith + 1
43.7%
Scott Tenorman's favorite band
Radiohead
43.6%
The boys' original scoutmaster in 'Cripple Fight'
Big Gay Al
43.6%
Well, who was right? Who gets into heaven?
Mormons
42.8%
The feature-
length film released in the middle of Season 3
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
42.4%
Any of the three 'Melvins' Stan is forced to hang out with on the night of the meteor shower
Pip, Dougie & Butters
42.2%
Dr. Adams, the planeterium director, has a bone disease and can't say this letter
T
42.2%
A struggling singer to whom Chef suggested a beefier name
Cous-Cous
40.2%
'He said, 'tree-
fitty'. And so I realized it wasn't no alien, it was that god-
damned...'
Loch Ness Monster!
39.7%
What you call when a carnival gives you crappy prizes
Shenanigans!
39.2%
'Therefore, before we shoot something, we have to say, 'It's...
coming right for us!
39%
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The single most vile, twisted, dark piece of porn ever produced
Backdoor **** 9
38.5%
The game Kyle and Ike are playing when Ike is abducted by aliens
Kick the Baby!
37.6%
I stood up and yelled, 'What do you want from us, monster?' And the monster bent down and said...
I need about tree fitty
37.1%
The original zombie
Kenny
36.7%
Anti-
smoking activist who tries to kill Cartman
Rob Reiner
35.6%
Step 1: Collect Underpants. Step 2: _
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_
_
. Step 3: Profit!
?
35.2%
Saddam Hussein's romantic rival for Satan
Chris
35.1%
_
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_
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used to have a Gulfsteam IV. Now she's had to sell it and get a Gulfsteam III because people like you download her music for free!
Britney
34.8%
Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, this is...
Chewbacca
33.9%
Stan's gay dog
Sparky
33.6%
'He came running up to me with a big smile, and his little chef's hat on, and he said, 'Poppa, poppa', and I said, 'What do you need, my boy,' and he said...
I need about tree fitty
32.9%
Filmore's aunt (she demands a recount!)
Rosie O'Donnell
32.7%
The video-
game system which was stolen away from the boys
Okama Gamesphere
32.6%
One side effect to ritalin is seeing little _
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monsters
Christina Aguilera
31.8%
Cartman's mom is such a dirty ****, she's on the cover of...
Crack **** Magazine
31.2%
Who actually stole the mari-
juana that Mr. Mackey passed around?
Mr. Garrison
31.1%
The long-
lost child of Martha and Steve Thompson (the TPS couple)
Ben Affleck
30.3%
I'm going to pose as a real estate agent and con everyone in town into buyin' a monorail. And then skip town with all their money. No?
Simpsons did it!
29.3%
I said, 'We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?' And she looks at me, and she says, 'uh...
I need about tree fitty
28.9%
Rob Schneider stars in a motion picture based on which character?
Kenny
28.8%
Cartman writes and produces a play based on her life
Helen Keller
28.5%
Benjamin Franklin came up with the idea of saying one thing, while...
doing another
28.5%
The song Cartman used to convince Congress to allow stem-
cell research
Heat of the Moment
28.2%
Guest voice of their choir tour guide
Jennifer Aniston
28.2%
Protein powder that turns Cartman into a beefcake
Weight Gain 4000
27.9%
The state in which Grandma Cartman resides
Nebraska
27.2%
Is there somewhere in town where I can get a good, clear shot...er, view of Kathie Lee?
he could be anywhere!
27%
The song that Richard Stamos can't hit the high F in
Lovin' You
26.3%
The mayor of South Park attended what university?
Princeton
26.1%
Martin Harris...
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
25.5%
whereas, Lucy Harris...
smart smart smart smart smart
25.4%
'That's it! That's the melody to _
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!'
Funkytown
25.4%
The only person who can save us from Mecha-
Streisand
Robert Smith
24.5%
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Number of times the word 'sh*t' is used in 'It Hits the Fan'
162
24.4%
What the McCormacks eat for dinner when the kids sleep over
waffles (with no side dishes)
24.3%
'Yeah, well, where was I gonna go? ...'
Detroit?
24.2%
Who won first place?
Grandpa Marsh
24.2%
Country where the boys experience the rainforest
Costa Rica
23.9%
I'm sailing away...
set an open course for the virgin seas
22.6%
The new Prime Minister of Canada
Saddam Hussein
22.6%
South Park's priest
Father Maxie
20.1%
Butter's future self is particularly fond of this show
Becker
19%
The name of the school nurse
Nurse Gollum
18.3%
The form that Najix ultimately takes
a taco (that craps ice cream)
18%
How much do Stan and Kyle win for their second-
place entry on 'America's Stupidest Home Videos?'
$3000
17.8%
Network that airs 'Mush-
sh*t' TV
HBC
16.6%
Helmet-
like device that allows South Park parents to monitor their children
Child Tracker
16%
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, I'd be merry, but...
I'm Hebrew
16%
The team that forfeits to South Park in the national dodgeball championship
Washington DC
15%
Skyler leaves his house in order to save what actress?
Salma Hayek
14.4%
Wendy's one-
episode teacher and rival for Stan's affection
Miss Ellen
14.4%
The brown noise is 92 cents below the lowest octave of...
Eb
13.4%
If Dolphins are so smart, why do they live in...
igloos?
12.8%
South Park Elementary's biggest football rival
Middle Park
10.6%
Who lives in the shade 'neath the willow trees?
Sexual Harassment Panda
10.6%
'Hello, Mr. Governor, and thank you for taking the time to hear our presentation on hate-
crime laws, entitled, 'Hate Crime Laws:
A Savage Hypocracy
10.5%
Cartman's prison number (#24601) is the same as this literary protagonist
Jean Valjean
9.8%
Children, haven't you ever heard that song by Loverboy?
Pig and Elephant DNA Just Won't Splice
9.3%
The doctor's prescribed cure for pink eye
topical cream
9%
Which character did Mr. Mackey once refer to as being 'nuttier than Chinese Chicken Salad'?
Kyle
8.7%
Kyle wants to call the caveman Steve, because he looks like..
Steve Austin, the six million dollar man
8.5%
Who runs the nationwide tooth racket?
Loogie
8.3%
Cartman almost re-
wins the Civil War by blackmailing Pres. Clinton with tapes of him and...
Marisa Tomei
6.3%
Cartman's primary argument against Harbucks Coffee
This guys sucks ass!
4.3%
'And what do you think of me, Clyde Frog?' 'I think you're...'
a big fat piece of crap
3.7%
The professional turkey hired for the 3rd graders production of the Miracle Worker
Alinicia
2.6%
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