| clue | answer |
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| In the first episode of South Park, Carman gets an ____ ______ | |
| Scuzzlebutt has celery for an arm and ____ ____ for a leg | |
| The mayor of South Park attended what university? | |
| The professional turkey hired for the 3rd graders production of the Miracle Worker | |
| Skyler leaves his house in order to save what actress? | |
| What you call when a carnival gives you crappy prizes | |
| Martin Harris... | |
| whereas, Lucy Harris... | |
| 'Screw you guys, I'm going ____' | |
| The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern __ ____ | |
| Kyle wants to call the caveman Steve, because he looks like.. | |
| I'm sailing away... | |
| Drugs are ___, m'kay? | |
| I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs, if we didn't eat cheesy poofs, we'd be... | |
| A struggling singer to whom Chef suggested a beefier name | |
| Butter's future self is particularly fond of this show | |
| Cartman's mom is such a dirty slut, she's on the cover of... | |
| (Cousin) Kyle can't concentrate; maybe we'll have to send him to: | |
| Cartman's primary argument against Harbucks Coffee | |
| Now that it's been 22.3 years, this is finally funny | |
| I stood up and yelled, 'What do you want from us, monster?' And the monster bent down and said... | |
| 'I hate you guys, you guys totally suck, especially...' | |
| The organization that Cartman joins once he becomes too sophisticated for the boys | |
| The brown noise is 92 cents below the lowest octave of... | |
| Children, haven't you ever heard that song by Loverboy? | |
| Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar. They don't want marklar or any of his marklars to live here because it's bad for their... | |
| 'And what do you think of me, Clyde Frog?' 'I think you're...' | |
| Stan's gay dog | |
| Who lives in the shade 'neath the willow trees? | |
| Cartman's prison number (#24601) is the same as this literary protagonist | |
| Is there somewhere in town where I can get a good, clear shot...er, view of Kathie Lee? | |
| I'm going to pose as a real estate agent and con everyone in town into buyin' a monorail. And then skip town with all their money. No? | |
| The form that Najix ultimately takes | |
| | clue | answer |
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| The song Cartman used to convince Congress to allow stem-cell research | |
| The team that forfeits to South Park in the national dodgeball championship | |
| Number of times the word 'sh*t' is used in 'It Hits the Fan' | |
| One side effect to ritalin is seeing little ______ _______ monsters | |
| Protein powder that turns Cartman into a beefcake | |
| Cartman almost re-wins the Civil War by blackmailing Pres. Clinton with tapes of him and... | |
| Well, who was right? Who gets into heaven? | |
| Step 1: Collect Underpants. Step 2: ____. Step 3: Profit! | |
| Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, this is... | |
| The only person who can save us from Mecha-Streisand | |
| Will Professor Chaos' latest plot succeed and be the final undoing of Earth? | |
| Who runs the nationwide tooth racket? | |
| Rob Schneider stars in a motion picture based on which character? | |
| The song that Richard Stamos can't hit the high F in | |
| The boys' original scoutmaster in 'Cripple Fight' | |
| Helmet-like device that allows South Park parents to monitor their children | |
| ______ used to have a Gulfsteam IV. Now she's had to sell it and get a Gulfsteam III because people like you download her music for free! | |
| Filmore's aunt (she demands a recount!) | |
| I said, 'We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?' And she looks at me, and she says, 'uh... | |
| Cartman writes and produces a play based on her life | |
| 'Hello, Mr. Governor, and thank you for taking the time to hear our presentation on hate-crime laws, entitled, 'Hate Crime Laws: | |
| The restaurant operated by Mr. Tuong Lu Kim | |
| The new Prime Minister of Canada | |
| Benjamin Franklin came up with the idea of saying one thing, while... | |
| 'Therefore, before we shoot something, we have to say, 'It's... | |
| The single most vile, twisted, dark piece of porn ever produced | |
| Saddam Hussein's romantic rival for Satan | |
| The name of the principal of South Park Elementary | |
| Starvin' Marvin's country of origin | |
| The first girl in 4th grade to develop boobs | |
| Wendy's one-episode teacher and rival for Stan's affection | |
| Which character did Mr. Mackey once refer to as being 'nuttier than Chinese Chicken Salad'? | |
| How much do Stan and Kyle win for their second-place entry on 'America's Stupidest Home Videos?' | |
| | clue | answer |
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| Who won first place? | |
| The video-game system which was stolen away from the boys | |
| Any of the three 'Melvins' Stan is forced to hang out with on the night of the meteor shower | |
| The original zombie | |
| When asked 'truth or dare', the first answer you give is always... | |
| The long-lost child of Martha and Steve Thompson (the TPS couple) | |
| Anti-smoking activist who tries to kill Cartman | |
| The name of the school nurse | |
| 'He came running up to me with a big smile, and his little chef's hat on, and he said, 'Poppa, poppa', and I said, 'What do you need, my boy,' and he said... | |
| South Park Elementary's biggest football rival | |
| The Christmas Poo | |
| The state in which Grandma Cartman resides | |
| The feature-length film released in the middle of Season 3 | |
| The doctor's prescribed cure for pink eye | |
| Network that airs 'Mush-sh*t' TV | |
| 'That's it! That's the melody to ____________!' | |
| What the McCormacks eat for dinner when the kids sleep over | |
| South Park's priest | |
| Country where the boys experience the rainforest | |
| Guest voice of their choir tour guide | |
| 'Yeah, well, where was I gonna go? ...' | |
| Dr. Adams, the planeterium director, has a bone disease and can't say this letter | |
| The only black kid in South Park | |
| The only word Timmy can say | |
| The other handicapped kid in South Park | |
| Cartman's band, which won a myrrh album | |
| Band that helps the boys catch some pirate ghosts | |
| If Dolphins are so smart, why do they live in... | |
| Who actually stole the mari-juana that Mr. Mackey passed around? | |
| Scott Tenorman's favorite band | |
| I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, I'd be merry, but... | |
| The game Kyle and Ike are playing when Ike is abducted by aliens | |
| 'He said, 'tree-fitty'. And so I realized it wasn't no alien, it was that god-damned...' | |
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