'Oh my God! Is he dead?'

'Mom, Kitty's being a dildo!'

'Step 1: Collect Underpants! Step 2:'

'Why...look at me! I love fish sticks! I love putting fish sticks in my mouth!'

'Now you are all part of my domain! Everyday, hells grows larger as my minions...my minions...'

'¿A cuantos Polacos les toma a comerse un burrito?'

'Thank you, Rumpletumpskin. And what do you think of me, Clyde Frog?'

'Dolphins are way smarter than you!' 'Oh yeah? If they're so smart...'

'The current Prime Minister of Japan, Yukio Hatoyama, had this to say:'

'But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen...'

'And I said, 'We'll take a Graham Crunch. How much will that be?' And she looks at me, and she says,

'It's okay, boys. Just act as if we weren't here.' 'Right - do what you normally would do.' 'You are such a fatass, Cartman.'

'Mom, Dad, am I going to hell?

'You're marklar. Everyone and everything is referred to as marklar.' 'Doesn't that get confusing?' 'Oh no, watch this - Hey Marklar!'

'Martin, how do you know he isn't just making stuff up and pretending he's translating off golden plates?'

'They say we can't shoot certain animals anymore, unless they're posing an immediate threat. Therefore, before we shoot somethin', we have to say:'

'Y''know, everyone has problems; it doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it.'

'Well, uh, your credentials are very impressive, and you do seem to have a lot of ambition...uh, but I'm afraid there's no room for you at our company at this time.'

'We wanna buy M-80s!' 'The kind that fits in Cartman's ass!' 'Okay, that's it!'

'At least I'm not a little pig****er!' 'H-h-hey, I'm taking my pig, and...'

'You just have no long-term memory 'cause you get high all the time!'

'Thanks a lot, Bill Clinton!'

'Hey, no wonder that Barbra Streisand lady wanted it!' 'Ooh, hahaha. Who is that?'

'Little Missy here runs the big projector for us.'

'Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from class?' 'Well, Kyle...'