| Start of Quote (Speaker - # of words) | Quote | Show/Episode |
|---|
| 'I yelled, I said, 'What do you want from us, monster? And the monster bent down and said...' (Chef's Dad - 5) | |
| 'This is the worst kind of discrimination...(Bender - 4) | |
| 'Second of all, women are not people. They are'... (Peter - 10) | |
| 'You call that a knife? THIS is a knife.' (Bart - 7) | |
| 'Mmm, just like tacos.' '...' (Cartman - 6) | |
| 'Bushwah! Now what's your mission? Are you planning on making some kind of alien-human hybrid?' '...' (Zoidberg - 6) | |
| 'So did your therapist figure out what the problem was?' 'Yeah, he thinks I'm in love.' '...' (Peter - 6) | |
| 'Remove the Stone of Shame.' 'Woo hoo!' '...' (Number One - 5) | |
| | Start of Quote (Speaker - # of words) | Quote | Show/Episode |
|---|
| 'Godammit, I didn't have an anal probe! ...' (Cartman - 6) | |
| 'They travel from world to world making everyone stupid in order to wipe out all thought in the universe.' 'Wipe out all thought? My God...' (Leela - 4) | |
| 'Hey Little Dude, you want some ice cream?' 'Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find...' (Stewie - 4) | |
| 'It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.' 'I see.' 'But you don't see any tigers around, do you?' '...' (Homer - 7) | |
| 'That's why Towelie says, 'Don't forget to bring a towel!' 'O-kay.' 'Thanks, Towelie.' '...' (Towelie - 4) | |
| 'Do you guys have a self-destruct code, like Destruct Sequence 1-A, 2-B...' [Boom!] 'Thanks a lot, Takei...' (Bender - 3) | |
| 'Well, a lot of nasty things have been said during this campaign, but pictures are better than words, because some words...' (Peter - 6) | |
| 'Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.' 'Homer Simpson...' (Homer - 2) | |
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