| hint | answer |
| But that's not what Arlo came to tell ya 'bout - he came to talk about | |
| Got a building down in New York City called... | |
| where you get... | |
| What Arlo told the shrink he wants to do | |
| What the seargeant told him, after hearing his outburst | |
| After the whole thing, they had only one question for Arlo: 'Kid, have you ever been...' | |
| Name of the bench where Arlo is told to go and sit | |
| Which is where the stick ya if you aren't enough of this to join the army | |
| Any of the kinds of nasty, ugly-looking people sittin' on the bench there | |
| What Arlo is forced to tell the meanest one of them all he was arrested for | |
| and... | |
| The seargant talked for this many minutes (and nobody understood a word that he said) | |
| The question on the other side of the sheet of paper: '...have you _________ yourself?' | |
| What the seargeant has a damn lot of, to ask such a question | |
| Epithet which Arlo states prevents him from joining the army and burning women, kids, houses and villages after being | |
| ID mark of which there is probably a copy of Arlo's somewhere in some folder in Washington | |
| What they'll think you are (and not take you) if one person walks in a sings a bar of Alice's Restaurant | |
| What they'll think you are (and not take you) if two people walk in a sing a bar of Alice's Restaurant | |
| What they'll think if going is if three people a day walk in and sing a bar of Alice's Restaurant | |
| What they may think it is if 50 people a day walk in and sing a bar of Alice's Restaurant | |
| What you have to do, if you wanna end war and stuff | |
| What you can get, at Alice's Restaurant | |
| excepting... | |
| How far Alice's Restaurant is from the railroad track | |
| Infamous covert recording which contains a gap roughly equivalent to the length of 'Alice's Restaurant' | |