| Quote | Movie | Character/Year |
| 'You are tearing me apart, Lisa!' | |
| 'Because these moments, as beautiful as they are, are evil when they're gone.' | |
| 'What are you going to do when all the blinds fall down? It's not exactly like we have a lot more bedsheets!' | |
| 'Chochem! Chochem! Are you here? Ancient one of Mars, I call upon you.' | |
| 'Mallard in the side pocket!' | |
| 'I've never been TO that town, but I've been through it.' | |
| 'It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.' | |
| 'It's the human species that needs to quit playing cowboy with nature. We must act more like astronauts, spacemen taking care of Spaceship Earth.' | |