| Quote | Character |
| It's a harp, and you know it. | |
| Bless you for coming out in public. | |
| For the last time, it was not a kiss. | |
| I try and I try, but there's no respect for anyone with vision. | |
| Why, I'm his third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great-aunt. Heh heh. Twice removed. | |
| When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sing. | |
| Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction. | |
| Okay, why does she even have that lever? | |
| Oh, whatever you say, pumpkin. You know what I like. | |
| Well, he's not as dead as we would've hoped. | |
| | Quote | Character |
| Is there anything on this menu that isn't swimming in gravy? | |
| That peasant at the diner! He didn't pay his check. | |
| You're the criminal mastermind, not me. | |
| He's the sovereign lord of the nation, he's the hippest cat in creation. | |
| I wear a sixty-six long and a thirty-one waist. | |
| Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home? | |
| What do you mean the door is stuck? Try jiggling the handle. | |
| I'm as big as you were when you were me. | |
| I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks! | |
| Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you? | |
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