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| Will Ferrell stars as a man who hears a narrative voice in his head saying 'Zed's dead' and discussing the merits of mayonnaise on French fries. Samuel L. Jackson co-stars. | |
| Adam Sandler stars as a penguin who gives up a dancing life on the ice to become a pro golfer. | |
| Nicholas Cage must steal 50 cars in one night to gain the love of Scarlet O'Hara. | |
| A gunman, a hit man, and an outlaw take a ragtag bunch of baseball players under their wing. Stars Walter Matthau and Clint Eastwood. | |
| Howard Stern's rise to fame is interrupted by his quest to find a WWII soldier behind enemy lines. Tom Hanks co-stars. | |
| A wacky bunch of Vermont state troopers eat nothing but McDonald's food for thirty days in this documentary. | |
| An aged Sylvester Stallone comes back for one more fight, stopping along the way to dance the Time Warp. | |
| Sarah Jessica Parker stars as an uptight businesswoman trying to fit in to her boyfriend's eccentric family, while also acquiring a valuable jewel in Cartagena, Colombia. | |
| Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan bob their heads rhythmically to the dance music...and by the way, they're actually flesh-eating zombies. | |
| Rebecca DeMornay plays a nanny hell-bent on destroying a family...and also on consuming 50 hard-boiled eggs with Paul Newman. | |