| 'Usually I'm remarkably good-natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.' |
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| 'Yes. I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Sterilising flowerbeds, pulling the wings off flies, I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. Good thing he decided |
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| 'Unfortunately we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing. ' |
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| 'Lately I've been crossdressing. Also. I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.' |
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| I'll just have them change demonology text books from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Would that make you happy?' |
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| 'It's the Mortal Cup, Jace. Not the Mortal Toilet Bowl.' |
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| 'A picnic? It's a little late for Central Park, don't you think? It's full of-' |
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| 'I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever.' |
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| .'Thankfully no one's home, or they would have assumed I was murdering you.' |
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| 'I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt.” |
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| 'Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being u |
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| ''Your so easy to tease. And yes, your friend is just fine. Well, except that he keeps putting all my things away and trying to clean up. Now I can't find anything. He's compulsive |
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| 'Why do you like him?, he seems to like you. i saw him going for your hand out there like a squirrel diving for a peanut' |
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