| Quote | Character |
| Whose birthday is it? Someone gets a spanking! | |
| Yeah call us. We'll be drunk. | |
| King-S-U-C-to-K-I-T. | |
| Yeah I'm the basketball | |
| Chicken arise! Arise chicken! Arise! | |
| Who's this, your frickin' mother? | |
| All I know is 'ball' and 'good'... and 'rape.' | |
| I ain't no bi-curious. I'm a man's man! | |
| Why ya gotta pay that much for an Avocado? | |
| What are you doing touching my dicks? | |