My wife likes to talk during sex. Last night she called me
When I have sex with my wife, I always have a mirror in the room. Yeah, I put it under her nose
The other night, she met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble is
One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy...why are you doing that for?' He said
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on to me. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move
I'm working very hard. Well, my father, he was a workaholic. Oh yeah, you mention work
Well, I finally solved my drinking problem. I joined Alcoholics Anonymous you know. I still drink
Now I tell you, I drink too much. Way too much. I gave my doctor a urine specimen
Yeah...I told him once, 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?' He said, 'I don't know'
I tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him, 'I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.' He told me to
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