Discworld Opening Lines

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It was a warm spring night when a fist knocked at the door so hard that the hinges bent.
Now read on...
Nothing but stars, scattered across the blackness as though the Creator had smashed the windscreen of his car and hadn't bothered to stop to sweep up the pieces.
The wind howled.
Against the stars a turtle passes, carrying four elephants on its shell.
This is a story about magic and where it goes and perhaps more importantly where it comes from and why, although it doesn't pretend to answer all or any of these questions.
Corporal Carrot, Ankh-Morpork City Guard (Night Watch), sat down in his nightshirt, took up his pencil, sucked the end for a moment, and then wrote:
Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.
They lay in the dark, guarding.
The bees of Death are big and black, they buzz low and somber, they keep their honey in combs of wax as white as altar candles.
Consider the tortoise and the eagle.
When the storm came, it hit the hills like a hammer.
Every day, Commander Sam Vimes of the City Watch would be home at six o'clock sharp to read to Young Sam, who was one year old.
Some things start before other things.
In a distant and secondhand set of dimensions, in an astral plane that was never meant to fly, the curling starmists waver and part...
Sam Vimes sighed when he heard the scream, but he finished shaving before he did anything about it.
This is a story about memory.
According to the First Scroll of Wen the Eternally Surprised, Wen stepped out of the cave where he had recieved enlightenment and into the dawning light of the first day of the ***
Polly cut off her hair in front of the mirror, feeling slightly guilty about not feeling guilty about doing so.
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The rumor spread through the city like wildfire (which had quite often spread through Ankh-Morpork since its citizens had learned the words ''fire insurance'').
The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort.
Through the shredded black clouds a fire moved like a dying star, falling back to the earth -the earth, that is, of the Discworld- but unlike any star ever had done before ***
This is the Discworld, which travels through space on the back of four elephants which themselves stand on the shell of Great A'Tuin, the sky turtle.
This is where the gods play games with the lives of men, on a board which is a one and the same time a simple playing area and the whole world.
They say that the prospect of being hanged in the morning concentrates a man's mind wonderfully;
They say the world is flat and supported on the back of four elephants who themselves stand on the back of a giant turtle.
There was a man and he had eight sons.
The wind howled.
The place where the story happened was a world on the back of four elephants perched on the shell of a giant turtle.
This is the bright candlelit room where the life-timers are stored-shelf upon shelf of them, squat hourglasses, one for every living person, pouring their fine sand from the future
The Morris dance is common to all inhabited worlds in the multiverse.
This is where the dragons went.
It was midnight in Ankh-Morpork's Royal Art Museum.
Watch...
Rats! They fought the dogs and killed the cats, and -
It came crackling over the hills, like an invisible fog.
... the sound the heavy club made as it connected with the head.
It was a moonless night, which was good for the purposes of Solid Jackson.

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