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Lord of the Rings
Can you name the Lord of the Rings FMLs?
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Today I was expecting to recieve a warm welcome at my cousin’s house, turns out my cousin’s been dead for a while. FML
You totally deserved it, Call ahead next time
Today was my birthday; at my party I showed everyone a magic trick I’ve been working on for 61 years. No one seemed to enjoy it. FML
I agree, your life sucks, no wonder you left
Today I forsook my immortality to marry a man thousands of years younger than me; it might not even be legal. FML
You totally deserved it, I mean you did wait three ages to pick someone
Today I got yet another nickname. FML
I agree, your life sucks, what's wrong with just Aragorn?
Today I had to stop singing about my amazing yellow boots in order to help some people from being killed by Old Man Willow. FML
I agree, your life sucks, but those boots are pretty awesome
Today, I was about to have my first decent meal in ages when some short person came and stabbed me in the stomach. Way to ruin my appetite jerk. FML
You totally deserved it, never eat anything if you don't know where it came from
Today my dad told me he wished I’d died instead of my brother. FML
I agree, your life sucks, But don’t worry, he’ll eventually show his love by trying to burn you alive.
Today I rode triumphantly into battle only to be killed by my horse falling on top of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks, Though they do make a great poem out of it.
Today I couldn’t stop talking to myself even though my throat hurt. FML
I agree, your life sucks *gollum* No Preciousss, You totally deserved it
Today I was relaxing in my tower when a bunch of giant trees came through my yard and destroyed all my beautiful landscaping. FML
You totally deserved it, talk about poor taste in lawn decorations.
Today, I returned home after months abroad facing extreme peril to save the lives of the people who live here, nobody cared. FML
I agree, your life sucks, never invite them for second breakfast ever again
Today I had to carry my master halfway up a mountain. FML
I agree, your life sucks, I bet he was just really lazy
Today, after spending countless years building a reputation as one of the most feared figures in Middle-earth, I was killed by a girl and her tiny friend. FML
You totally deserved it you sexist jerk
Today I came back to life only to discover all of Middle-earth needs me to make decisions for them. Seriously do I have to do everything? FML
I agree, your life sucks, and yeah...you kinda do.
Today my wife gave some of her hair to a dwarf. FML
You totally deserved it, when's the last time you gave her a compliment on her hair huh?
Today I let my guilt get the better of me and now I’m at the beck and call of a grumpy steward. FML
You totally deserved it, when Gandalf says be quiet you shut your mouth!
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