Can you name the Lord of the Rings FMLs? by cirith

FML	Character	Rating
Today I was expecting to recieve a warm welcome at my cousin’s house, turns out my cousin’s been dead for a while. FML
Today was my birthday; at my party I showed everyone a magic trick I’ve been working on for 61 years. No one seemed to enjoy it. FML
Today I forsook my immortality to marry a man thousands of years younger than me; it might not even be legal. FML
Today I got yet another nickname. FML
Today I had to stop singing about my amazing yellow boots in order to help some people from being killed by Old Man Willow. FML
Today, I was about to have my first decent meal in ages when some short person came and stabbed me in the stomach. Way to ruin my appetite jerk. FML
Today my dad told me he wished I’d died instead of my brother. FML
Today I rode triumphantly into battle only to be killed by my horse falling on top of me. FML

FML	Character	Rating
Today I couldn’t stop talking to myself even though my throat hurt. FML
Today I was relaxing in my tower when a bunch of giant trees came through my yard and destroyed all my beautiful landscaping. FML
Today, I returned home after months abroad facing extreme peril to save the lives of the people who live here, nobody cared. FML
Today I had to carry my master halfway up a mountain. FML
Today, after spending countless years building a reputation as one of the most feared figures in Middle-earth, I was killed by a girl and her tiny friend. FML		You totally deserved it you sexist jerk
Today I came back to life only to discover all of Middle-earth needs me to make decisions for them. Seriously do I have to do everything? FML
Today my wife gave some of her hair to a dwarf. FML
Today I let my guilt get the better of me and now I’m at the beck and call of a grumpy steward. FML

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Lord of the Rings FML Quiz

by cirith

Created Sep 14, 2010 in Literature
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	theboeyinks2:	Sep 15th, 2010 at 02:44 GMT		27 points
	Today I aced a quiz that confirms that I am a huge geek. FML

	Pit_trout:	Sep 15th, 2010 at 14:46 GMT		3 points
	Good quiz, and with a little work, could be great! The layout would work a lot better if you changed up the column widths a bit — give more space to the first column, and maybe also the third. Also, the third column seems a bit boring at the moment — maybe vary it a bit more (at the moment, all the “good guys” get one response, the “bad guys” get another). Except the Gollum answer is awesome as stands…

	cirith:	Sep 15th, 2010 at 17:09 GMT		4 points
	@Pit_trout: Thank you for your suggestions, I've made some changes and hopefully they're for the better?

	midwesterndiva:	Sep 17th, 2010 at 20:35 GMT		3 points
	Gandalf could be an answer for the nicknames one, too.

	cirith:	Sep 17th, 2010 at 22:51 GMT		3 points
	@midwesterndiva, thanks for pointing that out, I've added Gandalf as an alternate answer

	Tsunade:	Sep 19th, 2010 at 22:48 GMT		3 points
	Awesome, loved it !

	beth61:	Sep 21st, 2010 at 07:33 GMT		3 points
	Excellent quiz, though the Gimli question had me stumped for a while -- I don't remember anything about Gimli expecting a feast. Must be time to reread!

	Sarahbelle:	Oct 1st, 2010 at 22:27 GMT		1 point
	Nice quiz. One suggestion - make the answer column narrower and the hint and extra columns wider to even out the grid.

	cirith:	Oct 3rd, 2010 at 19:46 GMT		2 points
	@Sarahbelle Thanks for the suggestion, it should be evened up now. :)

	markyb:	Oct 10th, 2010 at 18:08 GMT		1 point
	Please accept Bombadil as well as his full name. You don't have to spell out the full name of any other character.

	cirith:	Oct 10th, 2010 at 20:10 GMT		1 point
	@markyb done, sorry about that.

	LeoXIII:	Nov 1st, 2010 at 02:46 GMT		2 points
	Good quiz....I'm back into LOTR after about 6 or 7 months of absence. Now I'm reading the silmarillion and other tolkien works and cant get enough. This quiz is funny and makes me think

	meggy_ftw:	Dec 9th, 2010 at 05:22 GMT		6 points
	whoops...Shelob became obvious the second i saw the answer...

	darth_k:	Dec 13th, 2010 at 19:22 GMT		7 points
	Hahaha I love your comments ... "I agree, your life sucks, But don’t worry, he’ll eventually show his love by trying to burn you alive." LOLS

	sarah97:	Jan 20th, 2011 at 21:01 GMT		1 point
	LMAO. This quiz has made my evening.... And I've been reading FotR all night! Congrats!

	Sitsaln:	Apr 30th, 2011 at 00:26 GMT		4 points
	I can see a good Balrog one in here somewhere.

	lucyinthesky9:	May 5th, 2011 at 02:04 GMT		1 point
	superb. still can't believe i couldn't remember shelob's name.

	salsadestroyer:	May 13th, 2011 at 13:54 GMT		1 point
	@beth61, it only happened in the movie. You won't find that in the book.

	Peterlie:	Jun 29th, 2011 at 23:55 GMT		1 point
	Fantastic quiz. Originality rules, when every day is spent searching out another Sporcle hit. it's like chasing the knowledge dragon.

	SecretAZNMan:	Jul 17th, 2011 at 07:41 GMT		1 point
	Arwen was born in the Third Age so your clue is wrong :-P

	cirith:	Jul 18th, 2011 at 21:14 GMT		3 points
	@SecretAZNMan: while I appreciate your attempt to make my quiz as accurate as possible, my clue is not wrong. It's true that Arwen was born in the Third Age, however she was born in 241, while Aragorn was born in 2931 of the Third Age. This means that she's still thousands of years older than him.

	jwgowetski:	Nov 8th, 2011 at 22:58 GMT		1 point
	anyone who knows all of this random crap about lord of the rings is epic and a complete nerd. but nerds rule the earth, right?

	mephisto:	Nov 18th, 2011 at 02:07 GMT		1 point
	I guess I'm a nerd. And proud of it.

	tburingham:	Jan 12th, 2012 at 14:14 GMT		4 points
	Got my giant spiders confused and guessed Aragog for Shelob. FML

	narnie:	Feb 14th, 2012 at 23:19 GMT		1 point
	"Today my wife gave some of her hair to a dwarf. FM" best one. hilarious. :)

	BrainyChica303:	Sep 15th, 2012 at 11:53 GMT		1 point
	WHERE IS SAURON????????????? The villains are always the best to do (as evidenced by your priceless, precious one for Saruman)!

	Charismaz:	Jan 15th, 2013 at 12:10 GMT		1 point
	Very good quiz! Man I was trying everything for the witch-king: Lord of Nazgul, Nazgul Lord, Ringwraith Lord... fml.

	Caltac:	Mar 25th, 2013 at 16:39 GMT		1 point
	Why does "Tom" not work for "Tom Bombadil"?