Stupid Raccoon who runs 'Nook's Cranny'

Dumb Cat who greets you on the train

Ugly frog who wears too much makeup

Purple Cat who thinks he is a girl

Ugly Cat with purple eyelids

Turtle who makes you turn lighthouse on for chocolates

Dog who always says 'I think'

Cat on train who forgot to put on her face

Bird who smiles and puts mail in her pants

Mole who gets mad when you do not save

Object that asks you to save when you just told it you want to save

Dumb twins who work for Tom Nook

Dog who makes you listen to him for five minutes

Stupid group that sends you e-mails EVERYDAY

Owl who cannot identify a fossil