| Movie Quote | Movie | Year |
| Two pills? Great. Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my f--king head off! | |
| Everyone knows Custer died at Little Big Horn. What this book presupposes is: maybe he didn't? | |
| I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realize it sounded a little strange but it's not. | |
| A saucy line will not get you far with me. | |
| Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks. | |
| The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool. | |
| One night I'm gonna come to you, inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm gonna cut your throat. | |
| Turn that f--king racket off! It's just VOWELS! Subsidised... foreign... f--king... vowels! | |
| I didn't stand by the door. Don't be an idiot. I bugged the Scotch bottle. It's got a little transmitter on it, I've got a little thing in my ear, get past it. | |
| Did I adequately answer your condescending question? | |
| | Movie Quote | Movie | Year |
| AU REVOIR, SHOSANNA!!! | |
| You look thin. Why is that? A shortage of food, or a surplus of snobbery? | |
| I am Shiva, God of death! | |
| The man who said 'I'd rather be lucky than good' saw deeply into life. | |
| I have a drinking problem? F--k you, Peck, you're a Mormon. Next to you, we ALL have a drinking problem! | |
| I am nobody's little weasel. | |
| Buyer beware. I told you my compound would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go. | |
| Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes. | |
| Let's not forget those ladies, y'all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys! | |
| If you can't fix it, Jack, you gotta stand it. | |
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