| 'I'm sleeping better. When I sleep, I dream about a great discussion with experts and ideas and diction and energy and honesty. And when I wake up, I think, 'I can sell that.'' |
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| 'You are just in your own little Euripides play over there, aren't you?' |
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| 'No more. I really don't care who's right, who's wrong. We're both right. We're both wrong. Let's have two parties, huh, what do you say?' |
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| 'Mr. Tribbey? I'd like to do well on this, my first assignment. Any advice you could give me that might point me the way of success would be, by me, appreciated.' |
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| 'Danny Concannon had thrown me a knuckleball in the dirt which then I'd taken a big swing at, and just like that, the President had a secret plan to fight inflation.' |
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| 'Also, if I was arrested for coveting my neighbor's wife, I'd probably bear false witness.' |
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| 'A guy takes his assistant on a quick trip to Maui. It's not, like, unheard of.' |
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| 'Absolutely Mr. President, cause I'm told that theirs is the party of inclusion.' |
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| '...they take this job away from me, I got nothing. I don't have a cat. I could get one, but I don't have one. Frankly, I'm not wild about cats.' |
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| 'Then go outside, turn around three times and spit. What's the hell is the matter with you?' |
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| 'But I know of no little girl, and neither do you, who says 'I want to be a prostitute when I grow up.'' |
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| 'Look at you. You're a Boy King. You're a foot smarter than the smartest kid in the class.' |
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| 'You're talking to me about international laws? The laws of nature don't even apply here! I've been a soldier for thirty-eight years, and I've found an enemy I can kill. ' |
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| 'I can sign the President's name. I have his signature down pretty good.' |
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| 'As long as I got a job, you got a job, you understand me?' |
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Televison Quotes
West End Shows
Television Quotes II
