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| 'This is going to be the Vanity Fair paper cut incident all over again, isn't it?' | |
| 'You don't know a piston from a pepperoni. Lots of money in ignorance; I'm with you!' | |
| '...could you ask the Pigeon Sisters if there's a point to this opus?' | |
| 'Yeah, well, who knows what we've inherited from that woman; count(ed) your toes lately?' | |
| 'Catherine The Great comes in for dessert.' | |
| 'I love the scene where she chews on Kris Kristofferson's lips!' | |
| 'There was a monster truck rally in Woodbury tonight- pulls roughly about the same demographic.' | |
| 'I don't need a physics lesson right now, no matter how well it's intentioned!' | |
| 'Dude had Cheese-Nip breath when he said they were still settling.' | |
| 'Okay, Emma Goldman;...' | |
| 'Blodgett, Steins One and Two;...' | |
| 'Can I bring my own sandwich?' | |
| 'Davey? Is that his name? I've been calling him Truman.' | |
| 'I invited him over for pizza and a movie, not to Niagara Falls!' | |
| | Quote | |
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| '...that perfect attendance award in my sight.' | |
| 'Well, Corkie's Country Cavalcade on Public Access was preempted, so I thought I'd check out the next best thing.' | |
| 'Bing Crosby is warming up his pipes by the fireplace right now.' | |
| '...one side of Rosella's butt implant deflated?' | |
| '...put Phil Spector up to it? | |
| 'Okay, King George, take a breath, eat a fry and listen to me:...' | |
| 'Wear socks.' | |
| 'Not when you persist in dressing like a Peanuts character.' | |
| 'So, not your Jonas Salk necklace?' | |
| 'That's the biggest yellow button I've ever seen!' | |
| 'I did that and I had nightmares for a week; Bulgarians in Speedos...' | |
| '...which will mean doodly-squat when I'm in line amongst a thousand other people vying for an opening in the garden department at Wal-Mart.' | |
| 'I mean, they could at least do something disgusting with some other barnyard animal.' | |
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