| Quote | Movie | Speaker |
| I'll fix you some eggs | |
| My name is Chet. | |
| Ground's too hard. Them men wanted a decent burial, they should have got themselves killed in summer. | |
| Does anyone have any bones? B - Uh, bones? | |
| You're very beautiful. Are you in pictures? | |
| Sometimes it gets so hot I want to crawl right out of my skin. | |
| Nothing more foolish than a man chasin' his hat. | |
| The world is full of complainers | |
| No, I live at the Jolly Roger. | |
| OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal. | |
| I don't ask much, and I don't ask often. Trust me on this | |
| The Chinaman is not the issue here | |
| The jakes is occupied. And will be for some time. | |
| You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers. | |
| Heavens to Betsy, Birdy! | |
| Take your flunky and dangle | |
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| This is for you, darlin'. This here is for you. This here is for you, baby. Every last little speck of it. I love you. I mean, I love you like a son of a bitch! | |
| I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your ****. | |
| He's seen the same things I've seen, and it's certainly made an impression on me. | |
| So racially he's pretty cool then? | |
| Every step he took was a step up, except of course this last one. | |
| Mister? You got a bone stickin' out of your arm. | |
| Obviously you're not a golfer. | |
| I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts! | |
| Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin | |
| Objection, Your Honor: strangling the witness. | |
| My wife and I have not performed the sex act in many years. | |
| Sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard | |
| It's a juice and coffee bar, man | |
| I don't want Fop damn it, I'm a Dapper Dan Man. | |
| Hundred bucks, all in - not counting my labor, and the... cost of the dildo | |
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