| Quote | Character |
| Who ever can eat the most Tylenol PM wins. | |
| Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here? | |
| Buttscratcher! | |
| Mr Superman no home. | |
| I'm a man who likes his taffy. | |
| Everything I do I do it for you. | |
| You must be a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you. | |
| I saw a fish! | |
| Come on, Come on, Go away! | |
| Some poor b****** got his head blown off. | |