| Quote | Character |
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| 'You're all coffee and no omelet.' | |
| 'Dude your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there?' | |
| 'I thought you might wanna put all of out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.' | |
| 'If we lose, we should throw possums.' | |
| 'You used to be just sort of unlikeable, but now I feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.' | |
| 'You could be my very own Situation.' | |
| 'The only way this relationship is gonna work is if we're both losers.' | |
| 'When I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God. Literally.' | |
| 'I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food.' | |
| 'Give me some chocolate or I will cut you.' | |
| 'Ain't no carpool lane to sexy.' | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'Unlike you, I believe in the powers of the arts. I don't use them to pick up other guy's chicks.' | |
| 'Students that ate the ravioli today and are not up to date on their tetanus shot should see the school nurse immediately.' | |
| 'You look like a cast member of Kids Incorporated.' | |
| 'Did you know there's a forum on my blog begging you to stop rapping?' | |
| 'I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.' | |
| 'I'm not tossing the baby out with the bath water here.' | |
| 'Are you a porn star or a drag queen?' | |
| 'You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.' | |
| 'Well, he's not coming out any time soon.' | |
| 'We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.' | |
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