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| If you keep looking for that happy ending, you are never gonna get it right. | |
| They can't touch me. They can't touch us | |
| I have this compulsive need to crush other people's dreams. | |
| Sandy how do you manage to enter a building without setting off all of the fire alarms? | |
| At what age are you allowed to look back on your life with nothing but regret? | |
| I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friending me on Facebook | |
| The guy did seem crazy. He charged my credit card by swiping it through his butt crack | |
| Dude that rocks, it's like gay Braveheart! | |
| You are a beautiful, amazing woman whose heart is just too big for most men to stand. | |
| At this school the thing that makes you different is the thing that people use to crush your spirit. | |
| Once on a dare, I swallowed a thumbtack. And I'm about 90% sure it's still there. | |
| Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious -- we can't win | |
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| you stay here and I crack one of your nuts, right or left, that's your choice, or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day. | |
| And the glee club together with the football team was like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow. | |
| We should go to Asian couples therapy. | |
| I can't be your dad, but I'll be her hero for as long as she'll take me. | |
| Huh, yep, I'm gay. 100% gay. Thank you so much for clearing that up for me Rachel. Listen, save my space in line, will ya? I gotta go to the bathroom. | |
| I need those parents happy! They found out we've been serving the children prison food. | |
| Santana told me never to speak alone with you because you would try to steal all of my gold. | |
| Oh you didn't hear? Your girlfriend's preggo! You're gonna be a baby daddy! | |
| This is high school. People's memories for good stuff lasts about as long as their Facebook status | |
| Oh, no I didn't! | |
| Alright boys, pizza party - dig in. Everyone gets four slices, let's go! And when you're done, full pads out on the field. We're doing wind sprints. First ten to puke are off the t | |
| You guys need to stop being such asses and start being badasses. | |
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