| Quote | |
| Please put your fat finger down! | |
| You're fatter than I am why don't you go! | |
| YOU STINK YOU STINK YOU STINK YOU STINK | |
| At age 12 i weighed 319 lbs. i had bad skin, low self esteem, and no self respect. Now i eat success for breakfast! with skim milk | |
| sorry to hear about your friend Josh..yeah well they killed him | |
| Pat Finley, please report to the mens toilets immediately, bring a mop and plunger | |
| Nobodies Seymour (seen more) Butts than you Uncle Tony! | |
| You know in my entire life I've never scored a single point in anything | |
| I'm doggin it Pat! I'm doggin it! | |
| Headed to fat camp? (response from someone else) Because your fat. | |