50 Parks and Recreation Quotes

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Skywriting isn't always positive.
Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal if breakfast cereal.
Hey, Ron. Did we make out last night?
But if you find him and he's weird, like a ventriloquist or a puppeteer or anyone who pretends toys are people, then abort the mission.
I hit rock bottom that night. I mean I literally fell to the bottom of a pit and hit a rock. I remember laying there thinking, there's probably a good reason why I'm down here. And
I want to open up my own club one day, maybe call it something like Club a Dub Dub, or the Club Marine. Sort of a submarine-themed club.
Do you want me to postpone the rest? Or I could set myself on fire and create a diversion.
My father told me that a limp handshake was for weak men and communists. He hated both.
I know what'll loosen up our brains. Massage train. And, I know what you're thinking. It's not that I want a massage; I'll be the caboose. And Ron Swanson is the locomotive.
Ten cosmos. Eight Smirnoff Ices. And everything else starts with the word pomegranate. Aw, was it your bachelorette party?
Diabetes. Yuck. Tonight we're hoping the people of Pawnee dig their big, chubby hands into their plus-sized pockets and donate generously.
I can't go back there. But if you see Jasmine tell her she can keep Anfernee, but I want my microwave back.
Chuck E. Cheese could run the parks. Everything operated by tokens. Drop in a token, go on the swing set. Drop in another token, take a walk. Drop in a token, look at a duck.
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Everything I do is the attitude of an award winner because I've won an award.
Newspaper headline was 'Ice Town costs ice clown his town crown.'
I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
Pawnee is the fourth most obese city in America. The kids here are just beefy. They're husky, big-boned, chunk monsters.
Look, we can dance all day, but it's time to step up. Are you buying four thousand rubber nipples from me or not?
My marbles are full of mouth today.
The Super Bowl is in a couple months. I usually watch it with my brothers, maybe you can come by during halftime and shoot me in the head?
The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that's beautiful.
And then, this is a human-size hamster wheel that will be next to the mural, if we can get one. And it'll be spinning and there will be like a fat guy in it all the time like screa
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.
It's the biggest catalog of the year. Think of the September issue of Vogue, but it's more important to Pawnee. Mainly because we don't get Vogue here.
Torple. What? I don't know. That's not a name. I don't have a niece. My niece's name is Stephanie?
I got my first job when I was 9. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country.
QuoteCharacter Name
We captured a possum and we brought it into your house and it got out and it might have laid eggs in your bed.
I'd like you to get me some more post-its. I'd like them in multiple colors. I'd like green. I'd like yellow. Do not buy orange. I do not want orange. I have plenty of orange.
If I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinny legs Magee. I'll tell you that much.
Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.
Encapsulate the spirit of melancholy. Easy. Boom, a sad desk. Boom, sad wall. It's art. Anything is anything.
How's this for a headline? Parks department foiled by pipe dreams.
I love you, Tom. You're my lil' prince. Just want to put you in a little cape and a little hat and just fly you around.
My parents had it amended. I don't get anything until I'm 50, which is a waste because I'm going to be a billionaire in Costa Rica by then. Eatin' dolphin and hangin' out.
Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night I will have between one and four new girlfriends.
Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir.
I'm an official member of a task force dedicated to slashing the city budget. Just saying that gave me a semi.
I've always wanted a doorman, named Ernie. That would be awesome. Or Kip. I'm pretty flexible on that.
Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.
QuoteCharacter Name
We're acting under direct orders from Mayor Gunderson's dog.
I would like some wine. And oops, my vest popped open. Just like the budget needs to pop open. And you need to pour it into my parks department.
I used to love Tiger Woods because he was a great champion. But after that sex scandal? The man is a god.
Look, who hasn't had gay thoughts? Who?
Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.
Tell the truth and shame the devil. The devil knows where you're hiding. If you take enough rides with the devil pretty soon he's going to drive. She was really into the devil.
When does practice start? And do you provide the jerseys? What color are the jerseys by the way? What's our team name? Are we the lightning?
The library is the worst group of people ever assembled in history. They're mean, conniving, rude and extremely well read, which makes them very dangerous.
Coffee is my favorite non-alcoholic hot drink, except for hot tea. And hot orange juice. Weirdly delicious.
I had a dream. That she came into this room. Stole all my flu medicine and told me not to tell you and disappeared through that hole in the wall.
Pawnee is the opposite of hip. People in this town are just now getting into Nirvana. I don't have the heart to tell them what's gonna happen to Kurt Cobain in 1994.

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