We're going to need some sort of detergent. / Detergent, detergent...

What comes to mind when I say Ricky Ricardo and great cigars?

I came out of my mother at exactly 10 to 5. Everyone screamed and ran and yelled, 'It's alive!'

Singing a song about a vending machine, don't you know it's really not my scene?

I remember once I went to a circus and I saw the strong man bend a car. Bend a car?

And what sound does an arctic tern make?

One night I was getting frinky / With my lirgirdelaine / Boy, we had some fun! / And then awaugh ehaugh!

H-O-R-W-A-R-D! Horward! Horward!

Before you come, Tarzan only have animals. *Audience groans.*

What's new, pussycat? / When you wish upon a star. / Mm, blue suede shoes.

I called my boy Roy. / He looked good. / And when I got him home that night,

Unlikely subjects for a musical.

*Gesturing to Colin's shirt.* Please Santa, just a pair of sunglasses.

Hey, come on, make fun of the bald guy!

I'm going to wax my board first.

Well, you know what, why don't we... / Jet ski!

You / are / my / sole / mate, / baby. / Lace / up / my / shoe.

I have to find a new job. / What will I do? / I'll get the beer nozzle nob.

Well I knew Colin's mother, yes I must tell the truth. When she was nursing Colin, her milk was 90 proof.

We don't know what you're watching, so we're not going to tell you we're going to return you to it.

What comes to mind when I go *uh huh huh huh Elvis imitation* ?

If lessons of love and sex were taught in the style of Sesame Street.

This just in. Beverly Hills, 90210…

Convicted hit man Jimmy 'Two Shoes' McCarty confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two porcelain figures.

Hey, I didn't mean to cook your dog. But hey, those things just happen.

You know, before Michael Jackson became what he is today, he was...

*Colin chokes* / People aren't going to buy this CD set if you keep doing that.

Hi, we'll be back to the wrong emphasis theater production of...

Every song a hit...

What do I look like? / I'll tell you what you look like:

Stop picking the glass from my hair. / Carol? It is Carol?