'Well yeah, I think we should get married'

'No uterus, no opinion'

'Making chocolate milk, you want some?'

'Well, maybe you wouldn't have if you could run in the chapel!'

'Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?'

'We were on a break!'

'That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds.'

'You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, 'I'm not fired'.'

'What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?'

'You are like Santa Claus on Prozac. At Disneyland. Getting laid!'

'She thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!'

'You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. Well this is my sickness!'

'Something deep in your soul calls out to me, like a foghorn!'

'S'up with the whack PlayStation, s'up?'

'So, you hired yourself a little treat did you?'

'I'm dating a guy whose pool I once peed in!'

'Your fly is open, Geller.'

'My apartment's not there anymore because I drank it.'

'Tom Hanks! Meg Ryan! They get mail!'

'I got off the plane.'

'I have a little comb.'

'My motto is get out before they go down.'

'STUPID BRITISH SNACK FOOD.'

'In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.'

'Do you want to fight for us, or do you want to bail?'

'I LOVE JACK COUSTEAU!'

'I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle.'

'Look at me, I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?!'

'Has your girlfriend got the butt?'

'Mississippilessly?!'

'For God's sake Judy, pick up the sock, pick up the sock, PICK UP THE SOCK!'

'This is the last box of your clothes. I'm just going to label it, what were you thinking?'

'I'M CURVY AND I LIKE IT!'

'Your tailor is a very bad man!'

'They don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shovelling snow?''

'Hey, I just came over to drop off... Nothing.'

'It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.'

'Oh, by the way, I'm awesome'

'Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! PIVOT!'

You were my midnight mystery kisser?!'